Trump: I'm bringing back the horse stable cleaning jobs!
Trump: I'm bringing back the cow hide tanner jobs!
Trump: I'm bringing back the leech collector jobs!
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Why are we wanting coal jobs back again?
(because votes, not because its an actual good idea)
Make America 1600 Againâ„¢
(The year, not the Pennsylvania Avenue address.)
Trump: I'm bringing back representational government.
Sorry, not believable. I've never heard him use a six-syllable word.
Representational government? Yes, for the billionaires.