Trump: I'm bringing back the coal jobs!

Trump: I'm bringing back the horse stable cleaning jobs!

Trump: I'm bringing back the cow hide tanner jobs!

Trump: I'm bringing back the leech collector jobs!

Why are we wanting coal jobs back again?

(because votes, not because its an actual good idea)

  1. Make America 1600 Againâ„¢

    (The year, not the Pennsylvania Avenue address.)

  2. Trump: I'm bringing back representational government.

  3. Sorry, not believable. I've never heard him use a six-syllable word.

  4. Representational government? Yes, for the billionaires.

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